When the bell rings at the end of class
You’re like
But then the teacher is like
(Source: lmaogtfo)
My mom’s accent challenge.
Your name.
Where you’re from.
Pronounce the following word: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminum, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
Do you think you have an accent?
Be a wizard or a vampire?
End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.
So my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything and I was like yeah get me some facewash please and she was like what kind and I was like the kind for your face and then she was like BRAND and I was like seriously I don’t care get me fucking hannah montana for all I care, cause I’m a smartass like that, and her, also being a smartass, brings this shit home to me. My fucking mother. No one angers me more.
what if someone was attractive but not attractive enough to be called hot
can I call them toasty
im calling people toasty from now on ok
(Source: mako)
