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dahlstrom:

splinteryourspine:

white people are so bad at middle names find me a white girl with a middle name that isn’t rose or marie oh wait you fuckin can’t

Mine is Lynn oops


65,650 notesReblog 1 month ago

spookysylph:

pros to living with me

  • i perform songs from broadway musicals at the dinner table, in the shower, doing the dishes, walking the dog

cons to living with me

  • i perform songs from broadway musicals at the dinner table, in the shower, doing the dishes, walking the dog

12,327 notesReblog 6 months ago

punacceptable:

I’m saying “excuse me” but I mean “why the fuck are u and ur friends fucking standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the fuck u fucker”


491,238 notesReblog 6 months ago

hellotailor:

thechronicwonderer:

so my friend had top surgery and

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ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY.


138,370 notesReblog 6 months ago

educating-blacksheep:

*fvcking white people*

(Source: wordonthestreetimasuspect)


174,226 notesReblog 6 months ago

When I forget a line to a Disney song…

disneyismyescape:

disneymydarling:

image

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accurate


211,212 notesReblog 6 months ago

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)


161,524 notesReblog 6 months ago

pleatedjeans:

18 Funny Celebrity Encounters


225,561 notesReblog 6 months ago

How The Grinch Stole Christmas. 

More like How the Grinch is the most relatable character ever.

WE’RE ALL THE GRINCH !!!!

(Source: collidewiththeissues)


354,460 notesReblog 6 months ago
jamestheasian:

aquamarinespinnerlover:

It’s 2:00am and I have finally finished the shawl that I have been working on to wear to Easter breakfast. Which is at 10:00am.

That’s cool. I just thought this was a table wearing underwear.

jamestheasian:

aquamarinespinnerlover:

It’s 2:00am and I have finally finished the shawl that I have been working on to wear to Easter breakfast. Which is at 10:00am.

That’s cool. I just thought this was a table wearing underwear.


140,986 notesReblog 6 months ago
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